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OUR FAVOURITE GEORDIE STONER DRONE ROCK BAND

Number One: BONG

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WE WILL BUY YOUR DREAMS!

'The Strange World Of Your Dreams'only ran for four issues, but what issues they were. 'It's a bizarre outlandish world which we share with the night!' Twenty five dollars was a pretty sweet deal in...

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MEGALITHIC

Another from the TOMTITunderground facility housing our priceless Stonehenge collection. Ironically, the building of the archive resulted in the destruction of several megaliths.

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MILTON JOHNS

Like many people around the world, one of our hobbies is taking photographs of Milton Johns off the telly. Here is one we took today, although, for Milton, this was 45 years ago. 

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INNER BEAUTY

Note zip and belt buckle.A selection of x-rays taken after a BARIUM MEAL. The meal itself is slightly radioactive, which bothers people, although the same people usually think the x-ray process is...

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OUTER UGLY

"Hello, I'm Vincent Price. There are three things that really turn me on, as the current saying goes, one is work - I'm never really happy when I'm not working - another is art, and the third is food"....

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HOLY RELICS - PROBABLY

This is Guy N. Smith's old Amstrad Computer Word Processor, which sold on e-bay recently for the princely sum of 99p. It could have perhaps achieved more if the seller had been less honest, as stating...

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NEW FOLKLORE

One of the most wonderful things about this awful country is how it's always 1641* somewhere, even if its just in our heads. In the town or city it is difficult to walk around and not feel the weight...

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TUMMY TUCKER

Presenting an interesting artefact from a long vanished era when people treated exercise as a slightly shameful activity to be conducted behind closed doors - and 'in the absolute minimum of clothing':...

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DOUBLES TROUBLES

Two books, two authors, two cosmic bastards - one cover drawing. Editions from 1970 and 1973, respectively.Incidentally, in 'Agents Of Chaos', the 'only one man (who) dared to fight back' is called...

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CAMPING IT UP

THE CAMP (1989)‘The Camp’ poses the question ‘what would happen if the British government used a domestic resort complex to conduct secret mind control drug tests on unsuspecting holiday makers?’ The...

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MEGALITHIC

We know what you're thinking...'A black and white postcard? Blimey, I didn't know Stonehenge was THAT old!'.Well, it is, maybe even a little bit older. Yes, this is an informative site. No, thank...

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ON THE ROAD

In the mid-seventies, an ill-defined patch of nothing roughly located between Florida, Puerto Rico and Bermuda became an unexpected geographic celebrity, a notorious place where no man, boat or...

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OUR FAVOURITE AUSTRALIAN COSMIC SYNTH DUO

Number One:Cybotron

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SOMETHING THE COMPUTER FORGOT

You're not really alive unless you spend a small amount of time thinking about when you're going to die, and how. Whereas you'd like to think you might get taken out by a sniper, or sacrifice yourself...

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GOING GREEN

If, like us, you like the idea of a super intelligent top secret agent / super hero called Colin, then this is the book for you. Colin looks a little like a young Oliver Reed on the cover, which is...

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GLOWER POWER

Oliver Reed was a man who wore himself on his sleeve, a powerful actor who found his acting roles limited by his own enormous personality. After 'Oliver' (1968), Reed became an international star, but...

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A STRANGE, ENCHANTED BOY

Seems like the perfect time for recriminations if you ask us. In the next few frames, the plane crashes, and the baby is lost. He is saved by pseudo Greek Gods with elemental responsibilities* and then...

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ABJECT APOLOGY

Sitcoms are one of the most difficult television formats to maintain, which is why, if they are popular, they often go on for slightly too long, beyond when they may have exhausted the original idea or...

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SLIMY BASTARD

In ‘The Slime Monster’(1974), archaeologists visit The Wash looking for King John’s lost treasure but instead find a mucus covered outer space creature with few social skills and an insatiable appetite...

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