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APE TREK
Yes, so this is a real thing, an actual genuine, no bullshit thing. It exists, it's out there, it's available, you can get it. And it's great. Up until this moment, we had no idea that this was what we...
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BECAUSE OF THUMBS
If you sometimes worry about the world and your place in it, just think of this diagram, which conclusively proves that one naked man is better than anything that lives, swims, floats, crawls or...
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A TERRIBLE PLAGUE
There’s nothing Guy N. Smith loves more than a disaster; man-made or ecological, he’s really not bothered. Thirst begins with a tanker full of deadly weed killer crashing into a reservoir, sinking to...
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THE DEVIL TIMES TWO
Millionaire playboy and explorer turned fanatical anti-Satanist Phillip St. George is back, and this time it’s not quite as personal. In the first book, St. George was seeking revenge for the horrific...
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DAREDEVIL, BENT METAL
This is what we love about Marvel in the seventies: Daredevil can meet Uri Geller and, after he insults him, they can team up to fight a villain called Mind Wave together. Simple.
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HE WILL NOT ANSWER YOU
You can ask Uri Geller about his special powers, he will be delighted to tell you all about them. You can ask him about his charity work, he will happily give you the details. You can ask him about his...
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PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC, WHITE GIRL
(((TOMTIT))) are currently composing. A word to the wise: whatever we're doing won't be anywhere near as good as what this young woman is playing, so prepare yourself for a disappointment.
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THE UNBELIEVABLE TRUTH
Yeah, so this is a real thing, a show from 1976. The synopsis is just about perfect:'Bigfoot finds a young boy lost in the vast wilderness of the American north west. Bigfoot raises the boy and calls...
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HAUNT OF DOOM
TOMTIT love horror comics more than mere words can express, so don't expect any unnecessary verbiage on our new ALL HORROR COMIC blog, HAUNT OF DOOM. Visit once a week for covers and diabolical stories...
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MEGALITHIC
The observant among you will notice something highly irregular about this vintage postcard of Stonehenge. That's right, old people are not usually allowed in the inner circle for hygiene reasons.
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KINESICS
TOMTIT read a lot of self-help books and instructional leaflets, not because we haven't reached perfection but because it is important to know what your enemy has in his arsenal. Let's face it, it's...
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HOW SAVAGE ARE YOU?
‘Brutes and Savages’ is a mondo film, so you’ll know what to expect: dusky foreign breasts and repulsive animal cruelty. The clearly Italian ‘Arthur Davis’ leads an expedition into Africa and South...
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TEUTONIC INFERNO
Electric Orange are from Westphalia in Germany. The title of one of their albums is 'Krautrock from Hell', which perhaps sums up their mix of drifting psychedelic jam music and occasionally crunching...
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XTRO, XTRO, READ ALL ABOUT IT
Looks like P. Parsons is back in business.This glossy SF film magazine landed on our car this morning, and we didn't even reserve a copy by cutting out a coupon and spoiling the back cover.
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A LIKELY STORY
206 pages, the upshot of which is: the Hebrew God Yahweh was an astronaut who happened upon our Earth and got into a pissing contest with the resident God, Elohim. Yahweh wasn't very popular, so he...
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GREAT BALLS OF FYRE
No smartarse comments from us required. General mood after listening to this ten times: FUCK THE WORLD.
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HE IS SO TOUGH
This isn't a particularly good record, but who cares with a sleeve like this? From the 1977 film 'Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century'.The obverse carries the lyrics, which are brilliant.
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UP THE SPOUT
The members of TOMTIT recently convened at the bucolic, bubonic Cottage of Electric Hell for a weekend of hiking, drinking and sheep worrying. At around 3.30 one morning we decided to watch the film of...
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OOMAIPAIDUM!
Dry your eyes, friends. We have returned to you.But just where have we been?We've been on a major scientific expedition, seeking the power to immobilize all creatures within the sound of our voice.The...
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STUFF WE SHOULD REALLY GET RID OF
We'd totally bin this, but we're waiting for a Letraset Haunted House Action Transfers Panorama Set to turn up on e-bay, as the opportunity of combining the two is something we just can't resist.Gary...
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